Posted 1 week ago

femininenectar:

Man, I promise, she’s so self conscious
She has no idea what she’s doing in college
That major that she majored in don’t make no money
But she won’t drop out, her parents will look at her funny

Posted 3 weeks ago

Chris Pratt visiting the kids at the Children’s Hospital Los Angles on August 20th, 2014 (x)

literally one of my favorite people

(Source: sleepyavengers)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

judgmentalmaps:

Sarasota, FL
by Tony

Tony Copr. 2014. All Rights Reserved.

Accurate 

Posted 1 month ago

timothydelaghetto:

hamorkj:

suavespiration:

persephoneholly:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

This literally
astounds.

while I find the majority of these almost too stupid to be real, imagine what percentage of these would be resolved if we had comprehensive sex-ed in schools. WOW!

my jaw dropped down to hell I feel speachless

This is why I get so many sex questions when I do Dear DeLaGhettos!

smhsmhsmhsmshsmsjsmshsm shs

(Source: moshita)

Posted 1 month ago

It’s our last time to say, goodnight don’t say goodbye cause in the morning we’ll, see you around yeah we’ll sing it again, same time tomorrow, yeah we’ll all join in.

Tomorrow’s my last day in Australia and i’m gonna make the fukin’ best out of it

(Source: Spotify)

Posted 1 month ago
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Posted 2 months ago

kingqueen-queermosexual:

The most effective blanket for a gecko is definitely a Pringle; It also gives +5 def.

Posted 2 months ago

(Source: ahrise)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
LOL i love this ep

LOL i love this ep

(Source: coalgirls)

Posted 3 months ago

howbeautifularethedamned:

If I don’t belong by you, I don’t belong anywhere. 
Do you know I’d follow you to the heart of nowhere?

Posted 3 months ago

kumonami:

Brendan&May ORAS style

WTF I THOUGHT HE HAD WHITE HAIR

Posted 3 months ago

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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yo pesoguin my nigga